Very bad today, dear Diary. Overwhelming feelings of loneliness and… - Dr. Holiday Wednesday
|Date:||March 27th, 2009 11:24 pm (UTC)|| |
Oh doctor how morose. Your very person is an achievement that none can deny. Why worry about an arbitrary milestone? Despite the strangeness of your relationship with your lab assistant all you're really doing is complaining that if past relationships haven't worked out, then why should this one? What a telling lack of self confidence.
I know what might cheer you up a little, though. Mx. Magenta, in her capacity as a useless socialite has received an invitation to one of ςεΧ (Sigma Epsilon Chi)'s notorious pillow fights, held at their palatial sorority house near campus. Night time lingerie, and a decent singing arm are a must. It would be quite a coup if I could get you to be my +1. I'm sure you've flunked more than your share of ςεΧ sisters in your time, they aren't known for their academic achievement after all. Wouldn't it be gratifying to quiet your mind for an evening with some substances that make your head feel like its full of bubbles and pillow pound some of these troublesome undergrads?
|Date:||March 28th, 2009 05:56 am (UTC)|| |
That sounds like a simply delightful picture you know... Do tell me if it goes about.